When I Close My Eyes Your All That I See
_Teenage 10 Commandments_
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping... why wait?
2. Thou shall not do drugs.. alcohol lasts longer!
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.. Wal*Mart has a better selection..
4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism.. destruction has a bigger effect..
5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents.. everyone knows that grandma has more money
6. Thou shall not get in fights.. just start them
7. Thou shall not skip class.. just take the whole day off
8. Thou shall not strip in class.. hooters pays more..
9. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.. just leave them in the middle
10. Thou shall not think about sex.. as Nike says.. JUST DO IT
